You know what's funny about my life?
Nothing.

Or everything.
Depends on how you look at it.


Sweat isn't sexy.

Whoever said it was
Didn't sweat like a pig.


Bought the game
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th grader

I can already tell you,
I'm not.



I yawn like an opera singer.
That's either really amazing,
or

I'm just that boring.



I should buy a dream catcher.

But maybe that wont even help me.


I don't have an office.
so I'm substituting,
using the bathroom.

It has a nice seat,
quiet and good lighting.



That was my favorite movie.

Cause it had a happy ending.
Every time.


*Will I ever get mine?*

-Amber

I'm going to retry pilates.
It's crucial to get into shape.
[It is bathing suit season you know.]


*Don't confuse hatred
 with jealousy.*


I'm so close to the ocean.
So close I can feel the sand
in my toes.


I wish I still had my old typewriter.


How can this be?
In love, but heartbroken at
the same time.


-AMBER

Early birthday gift.

A male blow up doll.
Kids these days are so erotic!



*One day until I'm a LEGAL BEAGLE!

**Truth-I have no idea what a LEGAL BEAGLE IS.




A first date, or meeting or hang out or
whatever you wanna call it.

Getting to know someone felt good.
And I didn't even trip on anything this time!




I hate texting.
No one calls me anymore.

Doesn't anyone miss hearing voices?



I miss the library.

It's not quiet like that here.


**When you find you-
come back to me**

-Yours truly
Amber

Moms pissed

Cause I didn't want to spend the week in
middle of nowhere.



She thinks about him sometimes.
 
And wonders how he likes it
in prison.



He knows, secrets out

but why is it still
so painful



I can still smell his smell on me.

But it's fading just like him.



& four days til i'm Legal.
YOUR admirer
-Amber